The Mental Drifter
sempiternal-heart:

ohmygodyou-areproposing:

when-fates-collide:

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:



I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

#her character didn’t exist and when she auditioned the creators were like#no you get your own character#do whatever you want#all of her shit was improv (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything for their wood

squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

grawly:

hellomynameisalyssaanne:

ignoring the fact that it says pepis, pepsi throwback is the best kind of pepsi. 

please dont ignore the pepis

grawly:

hellomynameisalyssaanne:

ignoring the fact that it says pepis, pepsi throwback is the best kind of pepsi. 

please dont ignore the pepis

yheg:

tavors:

does anyone have the pic of the japanese girls posing with the word egg on a chalkboard

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mrboilerman:

looktothenightxai:

freshest-tittymilk:

glight1994:

icyarguments:

Because why go outside (gasp!) and get involved when you can just like and reblog posts from the comfort of your home.

Because sometimes you’re young, and can’t leave your area, or parents won’t let You get involved. so the only thing you can do is spread the message so someone who can help will see it. 

"Aaaand made a comic to make people feel bad about themselves, when I’m not doing anything either. Gee that was good use of my time." 

Or how aboyt those of us who live in other cities/states/provinces/countries? We support by sharing our awareness and spreading the news to those who can’t… Stop being so ugly and ignorant… Social media/ “Tumblr justice” does a helluvalot more than you do drawing pathetic criticizing doodles… Congrats on showing your ass.

The fucking CNN protest in ATL was organized 100% via Social Media,

Y’all can go sit the fuck down somewhere; you wanna say that Tumblr/Social Media activism don’t do shit when you’re the gatdamn pot callin’ the kettle black!

*Ruby Rhod bzzt!*

Like wtf bro you can’t act like we’re all sitting on our asses doing nothing while you act superior cause you made a comic “calling us out” what sorta hypocritical bullshit is that?

grim-dark-adrenaline:

thegreatgherkin87:

kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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OMG I FUCKING HATE THAT

its worse when one is only semi-broken so to get them to both work you have to tilt the cord at a certain angle

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

W.O.W.