#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

sea-change:

MARY FUCKING SHELLEY.  ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my husband, and belittled by my husband’s friends?  how am i going to deal with this?  WHY DON’T I COMPLETELY CHANGE THE RULES OF LITERATURE, MOTHERFUCKERS?  AND WHILE I’M AT IT, I’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY INVENT AN ENTIRE NEW GENRE, AND WRITE THE FIRST NON-RELIGIOUS CREATION MYTH.’

helioscentrifuge:

cineraria:

The Future Is Now - Visual poi vid - YouTube

HOLY SHIT I WANT THEM

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE

notyouraveragepornblog:

dan-and-phil-are-amazing:

randomrumiel:

niknak79:

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them 

reblogging again

IT GOT BETTER

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

amisickorsane:

clockworkpain:

#10 points for reasoning behind your decision

you get my eternal love if you do this

I will accept answers with or without your reasoning because like me some people are Lazy as fuck.