The Mental Drifter

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

did-you-kno:

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended seven employees and indicted a nurse for betting on when patients would die.
Source

did-you-kno:

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended seven employees and indicted a nurse for betting on when patients would die.

Source

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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Clint’s favourite word is “boobies”. He insists he likes the sound, but if you ask Natasha she’ll tell you he’s just an immature asshole who just likes tits and hasn’t gotten over them at the age of 34.

Clint’s favourite word is “boobies”. He insists he likes the sound, but if you ask Natasha she’ll tell you he’s just an immature asshole who just likes tits and hasn’t gotten over them at the age of 34.