The Mental Drifter
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Song)
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yomerowas:

Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Song)

Voltaire - Land of the Dead
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randomreaper:

Because of Halloween coming and because of the Friday the 13th event that happened on AdventureQuest Worlds that had Voltaire as a character in it, I thought I would put up this song))

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explosionsoflife:

Goodnight, Demon Slayer // Voltaire


Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
You’ll need it for some of the people you’ll meet

Voltaire - When You're Evil
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   and it’s so easy when you’re evil
      this is the life, you see
         the devil tips his hat to me
   i do it all because i’m
             
ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ʟ

voltaire - brains
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homumeido:

I adore this song.

whiskeyandmisanthropy:

A little whiskey doesn’t hurt either.

whiskeyandmisanthropy:

A little whiskey doesn’t hurt either.

lokabarn:

kellylugosisdead:

srookymulder:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

braginskey:

fuckcannibals:

I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved

1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them

2) you can just strip off your skin

3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved

honeylemonselfiequeen:

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.

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